During attempt #1 of the ‘Emily’s great idea to save and self install’ dual battery system, Pearl taught me a little song … To the tune of them bones need calcium
Emily’s hand is connected to the, big spanner
The big spanner is connected to the, metal pipe
The metal pipe is connected to the, air conditioner compressor
The air conditioner compressor is connected to the, air conditioner green dye (bad) and gas (bad bad)
The gas and dye is connecting with, Emily’s face, skin and olfactory nerves
Emily’s connecting with the, poisons information line
Poisons information line is connecting Emily with, water, loads of sorbaline and a GP
Carole’s connecting Emily with a, really serious (could be divorce)glare
The serious glare connects with a, Mechan-ic
The mechanic (Adam at Ampol in Innaloo, very good) connected Pearl with, new gas
Emily and Carole are connecting…
And that’s the nat-ur-al law
